" I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. "

theboywhofangirled:

I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”

(Source: kimpossibooty, via lovemetoinfinity)

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

(via overfierce)

trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

(Source: trivialblog, via overfierce)